Abstract Manifest: Traveller's Wheeled Valise Interdimensional Steamer Trunk
Item is an
wheeled valise open standing steamer trunk / closet combo, possibly clockwork-powered, measuring 55 x 35 x 22 cm 2 x 2 x 3 m, and yet weighing 2.5 metric tons ( !!!! well, now I can see why...). It rests on its wheels Wheels, which the device had rested on when 'folded', have retreated into... somewhere in the trunk, and once clockwork mechanism is oiled, moves fairly easy in most directions THE TRUNK IS NOW SMACK-DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GODDAMN OFFICE, AND CANNOT BE MOVED APART FROM CRANE. Obviously I can't lift the blasted thing (that's still true at least... ;_;).
Composition: mahogany wood, leather, brass (still true). Material sample tests indicate that valise is at least 50 years old (ditto).
Locking mechanism is a series of intricate wheels, with an unknown (possibly transdimensional) mechanism. No form of twiddling seems to open the thing. HA HA HA HA IT'S NOW OPEN AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING OFFICE. ;_;
Update: If you're a new reader, you can obviously tell that something's happened. If you've read this report before and are now laughing at my misfortune, I HATE YOU AND AM ASSIGNING YOU TO CATALOGUE EVERY. SINGLE. GOD-DAMNED. THING. IN. THIS. STEAMER. TRUNK.
AS A MATTER OF FACT I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL TO CATALOGUING DUTY. IF I'M MISERABLE I'M SPREADING THE MISERY AROUND.
Steamer trunk is transdimensional -- inside seems bigger than outside, but not by much, likely a magnitude of 10 or so. Coils attached at the steamer trunk inner walls seem to bend light; suspect they bend space-time, and reduce mass in some way.
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- A keris, Balinese design. Fairly new; from first glance, seen a lot of use.
- A book, possibly a journal. Brown leather binding, locked clasp.
- A statue. Origin possibly Thai.
- A helmet, with syncretized Viking / Chinese designs.
- A piece of driftwood with scribblings on it. Someone's last words?.
- A love letter from a Bugis pirate to a Sulu pirate.
- A packet of love letters, bound together by pink ribbon.
- 10 kg. wax, red in color.
- An incomplete sword hilt, with crystal attached.
- A mammoth tusk, origin uncertain, but theorized to be from the American continent. There are symbols carved which may provide clues.
- Handcannon, Javanese in origin, dated around Majapahit era. (claimed by nyarlathotep).
- Leather-bound book, origin possibly Bharat.
- Technical documentation detailing steam turbine, origin Arabic.
- Map of the Pacific Islands, origin possibly Borneo.
- Fragment of poetry, detailing a conquest somewhere northwest of China. (claimed by yifu).
- A jar of pickled yellow-orange fruit, speckled with white, origin Borneo.
- A meticulously-written cargo manifest of a ship, port of origin: Aceh. (claimed by geminianeyes: Due 2010-08-08).
- Letter from a mother detailing a recipe.
- Documentation of an electromagnetic technology experiment, in the Acehnese language.
- A letter addressed to the writer's parents, begging for money. (claimed by nyarlahotep).
- A small, brass clockwork pony, origin possibly Borneo.
- A small, brass clockwork chicken, accompanied by eggshell.
- A collection of arrowheads, from various origins.
- A gas lantern, possibly Siamese.
- A bundle of clothing, both male and female.
- Some very large reptilian scales.
- A crushed miniature of a ship, made of pewter, tarnished.
- A glass box, containing an intangible model of a airship-like vehicle. Label (in English):
- A flat brass tablet, containing erotic sketches. (claimed by mecredigirl).
- A note-book, hardcover, black leather bound, size of playing card deck.
- Leg-braces, made of brass. Possibly clockwork powered.
- A full-face helmet. Possibly life-support use.
- Approximately 300+ loosely-bound pages. Technical documentation, in the form of Byzantine Greek Poetry:
On The Matter of The Transmission Of Knowledge Over Great Distances.(Byzantine Greek)
- Technical Schematics: 85 x 120 cm. A large tower-shaped device, measuring 40 Arabic nil cubits. Heavily annotated. Third-hand copy. Title:
On The Transmission Of Information Over Great Distances Via The Aether.(Arabic: The word used to describe Aether is menok, which seems to be a Persian loan-word). (claimed by nyarlathotep).
- A deck of 78 tarot cards. Marseille. Design seems to shift in response to contact with human touch. Paper and unknown substance, possibly photonic crystal. (
claimed by inkstone: Due 2010-04-15Reopened to public on 2010-04-15. Claimed by nyarlathotep).
- A wedding invite, torn in half, and wrapped, carefully, with a blue ribbon.
- A vellum scroll, heavily written and full of palimpsests. Contents appear to be poetry and flower drawings.
- A bola, 5 weights. Design seems to be pre-Hispanic.
- Brown leather double-holster, buckled. No weaponry. Shoulder-mounted.
- A picture of a young man, dressed in Javanese noble clothing. On first appearance, appears to be daguerreotype. Silver frame.
- A small, leather-bound book of bawdy poetry. Illustrations included, also bawdy.
- A corset, black leather. Buckled.
- Sets of bandages of various sizes.
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- A small ceramic jar, stoppered, containing century eggs in preservative liquid. Eggs still good.
- A barrel with unknown locking mechanism, containing a large amount of pickled vegetables. Still good. (claimed by inkstone).
- Crate, containing 6 bottles. Labeled:
Eiswein. Bottles stoppered, unopened. Full.
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- A set of six exquisitely-made drinkware with anti-spillage design.
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